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Joke of the Day

"Am I a bad person of I am skeptical of a guy with a ""Need Help - God Bless"" sign on an iPad 2?"

"*Asteroid is hurtling toward Earth* ESPN Broadcaster: This asteroid could have an enormous impact on the playoffs."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter."

"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."

"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"

"I found my inner self today... I am never buying cheap toilet paper ever again."

"Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."

"What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders? A traffic accident."

"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."

"Cell phone. Recliner. Beer. Not at work. This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell."