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Joke of the Day
"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"
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"I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no f*cking money in there."
"Where to dogs who lost their tails go? To a retail store."
"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."
"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."
"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."