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Joke of the Day

"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"

"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"

"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."

"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."

"A woman in my hometown says that 50 Cent is 100% her son's father. Although, it's closer to 50 percent per Cent."

"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"

"How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun."

"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"

"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."