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Joke of the Day
"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."
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"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."
"I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it."
"Everytime I hold someone's baby, I whisper ""You aint shit"" into their ear. Just to bring their huge baby-ego back down to Earth."
"Why is there no life on Mars? No WiFi..."
"Garcinia Cambogia."
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick in someones mouth."
"How did the hipster burn his hand? He was into lightbulbs before they were cool."
"How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye."
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."