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Joke of the Day

"My university was really pissed off when they found out that I had a BSc., MSc., and a PhD. They really gave me the third degree."

"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."

"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."

"How do frogs die? They kermit sucide"

"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"

"Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running? Because it was two tired."

"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"

"This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be."

"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"

"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."