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Joke of the Day

"My university was really pissed off when they found out that I had a BSc., MSc., and a PhD. They really gave me the third degree."

"Hot Pringles in your area want you to jam your whole fist in their cans."

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -""I know I was being sarcastic back"" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye"

"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."

"I'm addicted to glue You just get attached to it"

"TWA airlines flight Hostess asks ""TWA coffe sir?"" ""I prefer T thanks!"""

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"Did you hear about the window installer with two penises? He was double-hung."

"i imagine my dog spends a lot of time thinking about how tall i am and how great it is to have a giant as a best friend who can reach treats"