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Joke of the Day
"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."
Next Joke
"The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"
"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"My boss said ""dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"" Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting in my Wonder Woman costume."
"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."
"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."
"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."
"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."
"My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: the one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor."
"Me and snoop dog worked together. It was a joint project"