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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? A stick."
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"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."
"I haven't seen Democrats this upset with a Republican since... A Republican took the Democrats' slaves away"
"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"
"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("
"How many anesthesiologists does it... take... to... ... change... ... a... ... ... ... ..."
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."
"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"