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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)"

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"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."
"What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine? If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks."
"A priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner when a 5 year old boy walks by. The priest says, ""Hey. Let's fuck that boy"". Replied the rabbi, ""out of what?""."
"Today a man came to my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Why will people with MS never be great artists? They only have MS Paint"
"Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed."
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"A dickhead is talking to an asshole When suddenly they yell ""OH SHIT!"""
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