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Joke of the Day

"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"""When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,"" said Dane Cook. ""Nobody's laughing now!"""

"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"

"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."

"A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed."

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

"Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom cant take a joke."

"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."

"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"

"my chemistry always told me ""if you're not part of the solution..... then you're part of the precipitate"""