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Joke of the Day
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
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"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor."
"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"
"5 dicks So I was at a bar and couldn't help but notice the guy next to me was pissing with 5 dicks. I was like ""Krakens! How do those even fit in your pants?"" He replied ""They fit like a glove."""
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"Don't you just hate clickbait titles? Gotcha!"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."
"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"
"They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies."
"What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch? Bernie Sanders"