123087

Joke of the Day

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."

"History Joke What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman!"

"I just love blind prostitutes.... I mean, you've gotta hand it to them."

"What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !"

"What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend? Scissor me timbers"

"I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... Clunk. These are heavy."

"What do crack addicts sing while caroling? All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"

"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"