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Joke of the Day

"Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed."

"How does Harry Potter do web design? Inspecto Elemento"

"A joke A dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side!!!!!! Like the song, ""hello from the other side"""

"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"

"What do you call an Italian man without arms? A mute. Sorry if repost."

"I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months... ...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean. -Ed Byrne"

"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"

"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""