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Joke of the Day

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."

"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."

"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."

"I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility."

"I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex. I made a really big mistake!"

"Me:*shows up to 1st date with giraffe* Her: OMG, can this date get any better Me:*pulls out saddle* You bet giraffe it can"

"At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house"

"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"