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Joke of the Day

"I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once."

"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"

"Q: What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? A: Fred."

"Man's appearance is not the most important thing. There are worse flows."

"I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."

"How many pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb in China? "

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot"

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"

"I use words like ""acquiesce"" and ""ubiquitous"" in daily conversation and then I throw in a ""for reals yo"" just to stay mysterious."

"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."