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Joke of the Day

"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."

"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."

"Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more"

"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"

"I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed."

"Why did tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing"

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"Me: Let's have a fight with that guy you like Brain: That's not a good idea, he might actually like y... Me: GOOD IDEA! WE ATTACK AT DAWN!"

"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"