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Joke of the Day

"When I reached the border patrol checkpoint, I raised my kale smoothie & the officer immediately waved me through."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts."

"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"

"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."

"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus? A walrus has at least two valid points."

"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."

"A philosopher says to the linguist... ""What if, instead of periods, woman had apostrophes?"" The linguist replied, ""They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions."""

"Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay."

"Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree."