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Joke of the Day

"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"

"A couple who are silly together stay together."

"While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates. Oops wrong sub."

"Shakespeare was a good sport... He ended all his sonnets with gg."

"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."

"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"

"Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!"