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Joke of the Day

"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."

"Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building."

"Author: So, I've got this children's book. It's about a hungry caterpillar. Agent: Pass Author: A VERY hungry caterpillar. Agent: Go on..."

"I hate it when a bar of soap gets visibly dirty. I want to clean it, but down that road lies madness."

"What is a Trump supporters favourite exercise? White power walking!"

"My joke will make you absolute value of zero lol"

"Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84."

"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? damn."

"A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages"