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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree."

"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"

"me: time to apologize. did you eat the receipt? 8: yup me: ok cause if mom finds out we bought these flowers at the grocery store we're dead"

"I silently mocked one of the Greek islands today I was discrete."

"A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too."

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship"

"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."

"starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes"

"Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street. A girl walked past him and said ""Wow, you smell amazing."" He replied: ""That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne."""