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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts."
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"Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of ""The Wire"". Totally gets the hype now."
"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."
"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"
"Netflix documentaries convinced me I should be vegan. So I did what any American would do. I bought some bacon and canceled Netflix."
"Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent."
"The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition, and an example."
"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."
"BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape."
"Every woman wants to be swept off her feet. It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to panic."