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Joke of the Day
"Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay."
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"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"
"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "
"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."
"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"
"Doctor says I need to see a chiropractor for my back pain... I said ""Are you nuts? I don't have time to go to Egypt!"""
"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"
"Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?"
"The light at the end of the tunnel are the front lights of a train."
"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"