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Joke of the Day
"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"
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"Why did man invent the shipping cart? To teach women how to stand on their hind legs."
"A man gets a quote tattooed on his dick. He goes home to his wife who says, ""stop trying to put words in my mouth!"""
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? What's worse than a lobster in your piano? A CRAB on your organ."
"Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos? They'll B flat"
"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."
"Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army."
"A guy walks into an electronic pub He has to buy a new ebook reader now"
"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"