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Joke of the Day

"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."

"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."

"Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"""If a Groundhog emerges from this hole wearing too much eye shadow, its grounded for 6 weeks for being a whore""--Groundhog dad"

"It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S's with P's"

"I'm pretty sick right now. You could say I'm feeling like Charles Lindbergh... Because I got the flu"

"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"

"My GPS stopped working this morning and I'm going to the mall to get a new one I really hope someone with a TomTom left their car unlocked"

"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"

"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"