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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sick right now. You could say I'm feeling like Charles Lindbergh... Because I got the flu"

"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"

"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."

"Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."

"They're upping my charges from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism."

"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies. ^^^^Sorry"

"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."

"A tornado is a lot like having an affair. At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house."

"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."

"ELI101: How do people not get binary?"