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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"

"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""

"I had a cough like that once... I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!"

"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."

"What's the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gurgle sand."

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But all I found was a drunk midget with loose change."

"Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind. I did it because fleas."

"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."

"My nights 50% sleeping 50% avoiding getting up to pee"