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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
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"What do you MEAN there are no food trucks named ""Nom Chompsky""?!"
"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but this poor guy looks like he's running late to hockey practice. He already has his mask on."
"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"
"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"
"Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone."
"Sex is a misdemeanor.. De more I miss, de meanor I get."
"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."
"What does Batman put in his drinks? Just ice."
"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."