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Joke of the Day

"My GPS stopped working this morning and I'm going to the mall to get a new one I really hope someone with a TomTom left their car unlocked"

"You can now buy ""throw back"" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?"

"Him- All of your fantasies include me, right? *imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."

"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said: ""I don't want to be obamaself"""

"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"

"What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle."

"When a boy falls, what does he fall against? His will"

"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"

"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"