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Joke of the Day
"How is the NFL like Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys suck!"
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"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches."
"A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus"
"My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard"
"What's the difference between Hillary's staff and Bill's staff? Bill's staff waited until after the election to suck."
"I like my women like I like my humor, dry."
"What is white, and 14 inches long. Absolutely nothing."
"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."
"I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now."""
"What did the calf say to the silo? ""Is my fodder in there?"""