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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary's staff and Bill's staff? Bill's staff waited until after the election to suck."

"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."

"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"

"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."

"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."

"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."

"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."

"hey honey... ... you remember that really posh restaurant we ate at? 'sure... i guess so' ... what about that one time i undercooked the chicken? 'YES. EVERY DETAIL'."

"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."