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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised"
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"What does Gucci say when it's cold outside? It's fucking cold"
"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just Let It Go. As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter"
"Have you ever stroked a parrot? I bet you've stroked a cockatoo..."
"What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? The ears"
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."
"HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES"
"Did you here about the Jewish son who asked his father for $50? The father says - ""40 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"