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Joke of the Day
"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"
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"What is the difference between a cocktail and a dickbutt? You order a dickbutt at a gay bar."
"Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me."
"How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already glow."
"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"
"When you are dying... Make sure your final words fit on a tombst"
"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"
"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."
"What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants? E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home."
"How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it."