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Joke of the Day

"How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"Hey cat, how's about I lick myself for hours then puke where you sleep? Don't answer that. Why do I even talk to you. Stop looking at me."

"I masturbate so much in the shower I get wet when it rains"

"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."

"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"

"This joke is so not funny... it makes Robin Williams want to kill himself. too soon?"

"How to ruin a movie with one word... **Batman Begins** College **The Longest Yard** Sale **Charlotte's Web** Cam Add your own in the comments!"

"My father would always tell me, ""Son, someday you will go far..."" ""and I hope to God that you stay there."""

"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"