195065
Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a cocktail and a dickbutt? You order a dickbutt at a gay bar."
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"Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it."
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"
"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"
"Why is it called an Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away."
"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."