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"I ate everything, including the H."
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"What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception."
"not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven"
"A duck walks into rehab ""What're you here for?"" asks the desk lady. ""I'm addicted to quack."""
"The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience."
"A man with a mirror leaves a party... ... and says ""I'll see myself out."""
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"
"[wakes up & turns to wife] ""I had a nightmare. You died."" ""Aw. It was just a-"" ""Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast."""
"Why did Vladimir fall off his bike? He was rushin"
"Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS."