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Joke of the Day

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."

"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"

"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"

"Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?"

"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."

"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."

"I phoned my boss. I said, ""I'm calling in sick tomorrow."" ""But, how do you know you're going to be ill?"" he asked. I swear, sometimes he forgets that he works in a psychic shop."

"""I can't feel my legs"" --mermaids"

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"