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Joke of the Day
"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."
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"I can finally set my tivo to record ""the biggest loser""... ...kept trying to record the jets game"
"My girl stayed true and my dog didn't die, I'm sober ~no country song ever."
"Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can't see it"
"An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses. The Doctor wrote ""high pulse rate"" as the cause of death."
"Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market? The steaks were too high."
"Who hired those 10 Americans to go to Brazil and pretend like they like soccer?"
"When you walk into a store buying sexual necessities... New Ariana Grande CD: 18 Tub of Vaseline: 3 XL Box of Tissues: 2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless"
"What happens when you drop a piano in a mine? A Flat Minor"
"You know what's funny about Asians? You don't know whether they're awake or asleep. ( )"