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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."
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"Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag*"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."
"Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first."
"Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially."
"There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system."
"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"
"[homeless guy walks up to me at the park] ""what are you doing inside my house?"""
"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"