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Joke of the Day

"[Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] ""we need to tell users when their inbox is full"" how do we do that? ""we send them another email"" nice"

"What noise does a homosexual horse make? Geigh"

"I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS"

"My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."

"I've been feeling so shitty this valentines day.. This cold I have is terrible!"

"I'm not sure where Heisenberg is... But I know he's not with Pauli."

"Going to mass is basically just like a dog being trained A guy tells you to sit and stand and sit and stand, and at the end they give you a snack"

"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"

"What's a pornstars favorite drink? 7 up in cider"