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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"
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"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"
"I like black people the same way I like racist jokes: I don't like racist jokes."
"You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same? They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it: Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar...."
"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"
"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."
"Next time someone wants you to hold a baby, say ""I'm so bad with live babies!"""
"My name should just be man1012... because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)"
"Women have a better memory than men... Because they change it so often."
"Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents? I said I'm an orphan."