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Joke of the Day
"I've been feeling so shitty this valentines day.. This cold I have is terrible!"
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"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."
"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""
"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."
"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"
"My doctor says I can't have French bread anymore. What a pain."
"What weapons do pengiuns have? Pen-guinades."
"To ease tension in crowded elevators I yell ""George Lopez is a comedic genius!"" Then I get stabbed with a box cutter & I dont have insurance"
"Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!"
"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."