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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"
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"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"
"I am never going to procrastinate again... Starting next semester"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."
"""I hate burritoes!"" -No Juan ever"
"I can't pull rabbits out of a hat... But I can pull hares out of my ass!"
"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""
"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."
".@Oprah If I were as rich as you I'd shit on the floor & tell a senator to pick it up."
"Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash"