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Joke of the Day

"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."

"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."

"How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house? Paint a goal line on your driveway."

"My daughter demanded she be treated like a princess... so I married her off to secure an alliance with the French."

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."

"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""

"What is a great game for unvaccinated children? Marco Polio"

"Me at 7PM: Man I'm so sleepy. Can't wait to get to bed... Me at 12AM: I'M GONNA STAY UP DOING SHIT ON THE INTERNET TIL 4AM!! YEAH!"

"I made a joke about Kim Jong-Un [Removed]"