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Joke of the Day

"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""

"How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush"

"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."

"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."

"First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh what did you have done? First witch: Nothing I was just going in for an estimate."

"I've learned from my mistakes. I make bigger and better mistakes than ever now."

"Tonight's parenting lesson: If a 2-year-old says, ""I'm going to puke,"" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CALL HER BLUFF. I need a shower."

"What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction."

"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"