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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."

"An Irishman walks past a bar"

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"Incest It's all relative."

"My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine."

"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."

"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."

"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."

"Military shouldn't hire people named Will."

"What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets? A Rug's Life."