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Joke of the Day
"""I hate burritoes!"" -No Juan ever"
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"They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your life, but really you can eat as many as you want. Treat yourself, you deserve it."
"God plays Sims You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action."
"My next relationship will be with someone who thinks ""Wine"" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what's for dinner."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bustation the other is busty crustacean."
"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""
"Spent an extra 7 bucks on gas trying to get it to stop at an even amount"
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis I don't put a penis in my mouth every night and cry"
"Nothing annoys me more than when I'm talking to someone about music and for some reason they think their opinion is as valid as mine."