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Joke of the Day

"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"

"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side."

"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"

"Yoda asks: Afraid of 7, 9 is. Why? Because 6, 7 8."

"Have you guys heard about the new store called moderation? *They have everything there!*"

"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."

"the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?"

"The reason i am nervous around women. I showed my first love to a girl, in the forest, but she ran away before i was done digging."

"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"