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Joke of the Day

"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."

"Mountain's aren't funny... They're hill areas."

"Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire."

"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. ba dum tish!"

"On a scale of 0-1... How much do you love binary?"

"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"What's worse than being German on D-Day? Being single on V-Day."

"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."

"My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover"