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Joke of the Day

"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."

"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"

"I met a French gentleman in the bathroom. How do I know he was French, do you ask? He went oui, oui. Source: my 13 year old brother."

"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."

"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"

"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"

"Say ""Unreliable Airline"" three times fast. Delta Delta Delta"

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."

"Masturbation Causes Blindness So one day, my Dad sits me down and tells me ""Son, masturbation is bad and will cause you to go blind. "" I had to tell him I was on the other side of the room."

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."