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Joke of the Day
"I don't like my computer memory. Not one bit."
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"Q:where do you see yourself in 5 years? A:I don't know i dont have 2020 vision All credit goes to /u/RegretDesi"
"I hurt my neck sleeping on a pillow that was too fluffy. My body is not meant for this world."
"Why did the mule fail his math test? He was half-assing it"
"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"
"David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle."""
"What do you call a communist pirate ship? The USS Arrrrrr"
"Racist jokes... Go!"
"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."
"Where do you send a Jew with ADHD? A concentration camp!"