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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than being German on D-Day? Being single on V-Day."
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"I was just asked to give my credit card details. I said, ""It's rectangular, blue and not very valuable."""
"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."
"I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier... The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!"
"Heard of the man who banged an ATM? He came into a lot of money"
"Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off."
"The liquid inside a fire hydrant is H^2O, but the liquid on the outside is K9P. Courtesy of schnauzers-rule.com"
"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck nose."
"Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her."
"the reason i dont wear specific colors on 9/11 when someone asks me why im not wearing red on 9/11 i tell them ""because im not celebrating a muslim holiday"""