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Joke of the Day

"A major yet unspoken difference between medieval times and now is... These days, if someone owns a sword, it's a pretty safe bet you can kick their ass."

"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"

"I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space"

"More sad news in the music industry today... Kanye west was found alive in his house this morning..."

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"

"What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates? I'll be goddamned."

"I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."

"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever"